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Bugs Bunny Opens Carrots & Bondage Hotel and Nightclub in West Virginia

Updated: Dec 4, 2023



Classic Looney Tunes cartoon character and infamous carrot addict Bugs Bunny has opened his first adult night club in the heart of Flatwood, West Virginia, sandwiched between Accident, Maryland and Pilgrim's Knob, Virginia.


The 18-story luxury establishment features all-inclusive holes, tunnels, and burrows, plus 8,000 acres of grasses, seeds, fruits and vegetables. Remember, if a person comes near, run away as fast as possible. It's important to maintain an air of rabbit mystery.


Looking for a romantic getaway with your fluffy bunny companion? Come to one of our many, many, many carrot tasting events held hourly, featuring a buffet of lettuce and carrots left on the ground from children's parties. Then, enjoy a night in the garden, but remember to always sprint into the bushes with rapid unpredictability. The humans can never know our rabbit secrets.


Plus, we're now offering exclusive VIP massages to the guest who can dig the largest hole. We also have tennis courts but nobody's ever been able to lift the racquet.


Still not sold? Perhaps you'd like to enjoy our one-of-a-kind underground bondage chamber. Please remember to respect rabbit rules and mate in less than 15 seconds, then lose consciousness and fall immediately into a demoralizing stupor. If that's not enough, you're sure to be dazzled by our giant amphitheater filled with recycled brown paper bags, perfect for hiding from humans.


Contact us now for the ultimate rabbit experience. Enter the code CARROT at checkout and receive a free wicker basket to play in.


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