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Sexual Abuse Allegations Are Just the Cherry Atop Marilyn Manson's Shit Sundae



Brian Warner, better known as Marilyn Manson, is a morbidly insane shock rocker and alleged serial rapist whose grotesque appearance frequently drives his fans to a state of irreversible psychosis. The performer also own a hairless cat, which is clearly the main ingredient to being evil.


In 1989, Manson formed Marilyn Manson & the Spooky Kids with guitarist Daisy Berkowitz and has been trolling the world ever since. Throughout the years, Manson has dubbed himself "The God of F---" and "Antichrist Superstar", nicknames that should have gotten him excommunicated from music decades ago. Still, the born villain managed to terrorize America for over 30 years, winning 31 awards and accolades along the way, including 'Best New Artist' and 'Best Metal Album' by Rolling Stone.


Now, Manson is facing multiple allegations of abuse and assault sparked by ex-fiancee Evan Rachel Wood, including everything from sexual assault to psychological abuse to elephant pounding (we're not sure what this is, but it doesn't sound like a circus). Manson even admitted to smashing a glass perfume bottle in his mother's face without remorse, clearly symptoms of an undiagnosed psychopath.


At least 10 other women have come forward with accusations against the rocker, plus two male security guards who said Manson rubbed his junk on their heads without consent. To be fair, though, one of the men had a beautiful, glistening bald head that was just begging for a pair of testicles to be dragged across it.


Now that his crimes are in the public eye, Manson plans to flee to Colombia and break into the Colombian rock scene under the stage name, Olivia Newton-Bundy.


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