Brian ChesterJan 21, 20211 minNabisco Halts Oreo Production After Cookie Monster Caught Masturbating into Creme FillingEverybody knows that Cookie Monster loves cookies, but who knew the voracious Muppet also enjoyed having sex with them? Ricky Ramirez, a...
Brian ChesterJan 20, 20211 minBiden Says Trump Installed Dozens of Glory Holes that Completely Depreciate Value of White HouseIt's move-in day at the White House in Washington D.C. and the Biden family is settling into their new 221-year-old home. Preparations...
Brian ChesterJan 20, 20211 minTonight Show Forgets to Program Jimmy Fallon and Now He Can Only Giggle UncomfortablyJimmy Fallon is known for breaking character on Saturday Night Live, but did you know he also hosts a late-night TV show? That's right,...