Bald Eagle with Fractured Wings Flys Southwest




- Jan 15, 2022
- 3 min
10 Tips To Help Extroverts Shut The Heck Up Once In A While


- Sep 4, 2021
- 3 min
Where Are They Now? 10 Actors Who Left Hollywood for "Normal" Jobs


- Aug 19, 2021
- 2 min
Delta to Fill Empty Middle Seats with Wolverines to Simulate Pre-COVID Flight Capacity


- Aug 16, 2021
- 2 min
Elon Musk Unveils 2022 Tesla SuperBaby, World's First Fully Customizable Human Offspring


- Jun 24, 2021
- 2 min
California to Issue $3 Million Reward to Resident With The Most COVID-19 Vaccinations by 2022


- Jun 14, 2021
- 2 min
Texas Couple Arrested for Performing Unlicensed Gastric Bypass Surgeries in Vintage Food Truck


- Jun 13, 2021
- 3 min
Chicago Police Chief Loses Badge After Faking Heart Attack to Avoid Examining Yucky Crime Scene

- Jun 10, 2021
- 2 min
Trans-Species Centaur Man Wins 2021 Belmont Stakes to Secure the Coveted Triple Crown


- Apr 4, 2021
- 1 min
Kardashian's Plastic Surgeon Successfully Reassembles Humpty Dumpty


- Apr 4, 2021
- 1 min
Martha Stewart Feeds Homeless New Yorkers with Bountiful Easter Feast Made From “1000-Lb. Sisters”


- Feb 16, 2021
- 2 min
Time-Illiterate Hippie Still Searching for Dog Missing Since 1971


- Feb 10, 2021
- 1 min
Utah Jazz to Replace Bear Mascot with 1920s American Bandleader Paul Whiteman, the "King of Jazz"


- Feb 9, 2021
- 2 min
Everything You Need to Know About Earvin's 'Magic' Johnson


- Feb 5, 2021
- 2 min
Tom Brady Becomes First Active NFL Player to Have Medicare Coverage Inked Into Contract


- Feb 4, 2021
- 2 min
First Astronauts on Mars Holla Back at Extremely Sexy Alien Shorty


- Feb 4, 2021
- 1 min
Sexual Abuse Allegations Are Just the Cherry Atop Marilyn Manson's Shit Sundae


- Jan 30, 2021
- 1 min
LeBron James to Play with Chip on Shoulder to Promote New Tostitos Partnership


- Jan 29, 2021
- 2 min
Man Who Said He'll Sleep When He's Dead Dies of Sleep Deprivation


- Jan 27, 2021
- 2 min
Police Reopen Missing Person Case After Seeing Elderly Woman Who Vaguely Resembles 1937 Missing Girl