President Biden Opens Up About Carefree College Days with Roommate and "Poon King", Jesus Christ




- Jan 26, 2021
- 2 min
Deranged Killer Used Knife Set Won on 'The Price is Right' to Effortlessly Slice Through Human Flesh


- Jan 22, 2021
- 1 min
TikTok "Stallion Challenge" Encourages Users to Amputate Feet and Replace Them with Horse Hooves


- Jan 21, 2021
- 1 min
Nabisco Halts Oreo Production After Cookie Monster Caught Masturbating into Creme Filling


- Jan 20, 2021
- 1 min
Biden Says Trump Installed Dozens of Glory Holes that Completely Depreciate Value of White House


- Jan 20, 2021
- 1 min
Tonight Show Forgets to Program Jimmy Fallon and Now He Can Only Giggle Uncomfortably


- Jan 19, 2021
- 1 min
Gang of Badass Toddlers Arrested for Smuggling Moonshine into KISS Concert


- Jan 18, 2021
- 1 min
Bugs Bunny Opens Carrots & Bondage Hotel and Nightclub in West Virginia


- Jan 16, 2021
- 1 min
Email from Donald J. Trump


- Jan 16, 2021
- 1 min
One-Armed Man Steals Bionic Arm from Army Research Center


- Jan 16, 2021
- 1 min
Hot Dog Eating Champion Joey Chestnut in Serious Condition After Swallowing 74 Ceramic Plates


- Jan 16, 2021
- 1 min
2-Year-Old Beagle Wins 90% of Popular Vote for California Governor


- Jan 16, 2021
- 2 min
Inside Trump’s Plan to Re-Assassinate President Lincoln


- Jan 15, 2021
- 1 min
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Coming Out of Retirement to Protect Scoring Record from LeBron James